More Wisdom from a Cool 3rd Grader....

So...I was at school the other day when a friend of Hattie's ran up to me and handed me some papers she (Hattie) had written. Her advice was as follow:

How to get a boyfriend

by Hattie Haerr

1. Dress pretty (flutter eyelashes)

2. Act nice

3. Do your hair

4. Give him a present (you don't have to)

5. Talk pretty.

What to do with a boyfriend

1. Give him tons of presents

2. Talk a lot together

3. Say "hi" and "bye" a lot

4. Call (text) him often (once every 3 days)

(Thank you for taking Hattie Advise!)

How to break up with your boyfriend

1. Don't talk to him pretty

2. Try to stay away from him.

3. If he asks you on a date, don't exept.

4. If he gives you something, give it back.

5. Last, say you don't love him.

What to do without a boyfriend

1. Have a life

(Thank you for taking Hattie advise!)

So....what can I say. Move over Dear Abby. I am without words.